Tonight I’m taking a final on how to use the Internet. On the Internet. From someone I admire on the Internet.
This is my life.
Posts tagged personal.
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Let’s just talk about this for a second.
You are so delicious in my belly, but not worth the 3 hour clean-up that follows. Why must you be so tasty and so annoying.
I hate you, Granola Bar. I hate you so much.
(via joesunday)
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Look at these Jelly Fish. Floating around in their tank without a care in the world. So simple. So complex.
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New manfriend and I have been having this epic battle of the bed for a few weeks now. He claims that I take over the bed and he’s left with a little corner of te world. I say that he is constantly pulling me closer when we sleep(which he totally does!) and its not my fault that he only gives himself a little room.
I suggested that we draw lines and videotape to see who’s really the problem, but he refused.
Probably cause he knows I’d win. :-p
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FACT: The number of students who have to go into debt to get a bachelor’s degree has risen from 45% in 1993 to 94% today.
This is why I havent finished school. I can’t justify staring my life that far in debt. Just cant.
(via barackobama)
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Why do we make doctor appointments when they’re going to make you wait an hour AFTER the appointment to see you?
I missed my class tonight all the while listening to her assistant tell me “she’ll just be a few more minutes.”
Annoyed.
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Ghosts of Homepages Past
I posted this on Twitter, and I can’t believe I didn’t post it on here.
Excuse me while I go figuratively burn my Xanga journal…
