So let me get this straight. you wont sleep with me, because you like me “too much” and you don’t want me to feel like you’re pressuring me for sex. We stop seeing each other for unrelated reasons, and the first thing you do is go out and fuck a stripper? And I’m not supposed to be upset or offended by this at all?
Yeah…I’m thinking I dodged that bullet. You’re a freaking idiot.




