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Words with Assistants
Me: Do you remember what Stephanie [last name] looks like?
Her: ...no. Why?
Me: I had two students named Stephanie, and I can't remember which Stephanie I'm documenting.
Her: What did each one look like?
Me: They both had hair [does hand motion to indicate long hair], and were average height, and looked like everyone everywhere. Does that ring a bell?
Her: No.
Me: We need to start keeping head shots in these folders.
Her: That's a great idea. You take the pictures. That's not creepy at all.
Me: Uhm, I was just thinking we should steal the pictures from their facebook accounts. Don't be weird.
Her: You can do that?
Me: Do you mean am I able to, or am I legally allowed to?
Her: Both.
Me: Let me ask my lawyer. [does little talking fist] Can I do that?
Fist Lawyer: Go for it, fella!
Me: Looks like I'm all clear.
Her: ...good luck.
Me: You don't need luck when you have a good lawyer on hand.
Her: ...
Me: Bye.
*Is this what my life will be like when I take his class this semester? lol*
