June 2012
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I feel kind of stupid for crying. I know that it’s just a computer. I realize that it’s not a living, breathing person that just died. But isn’t it? That computer spent 6 years with me. It was my escape. My friend. I met amazing people through that computer. Some of my best friends. I fell in love and got my heart smashed into pieces because of that computer. I moved to...
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
14 posts
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May 30th
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May 24th
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Conversations with a 16 year old trapped in a 4...
Me: Hey Ding Dong, can you please just put your shoes on? We gotta get you to school.
Her: Did you just call me a cake?
Me: ...well, kind of.
Her: A desert. You called me a desert.
Me: Kens come on. Shoes please.
Her: No.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Why?
Her: Because you called me a desert. And deserts don't wear shoes!
She's got me there.
May 23rd
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Tonight I’m taking a final on how to use the Internet. On the Internet. From someone I admire on the Internet. This is my life.
May 22nd
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May 17th
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May 16th
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FACT: The number of students who have to go into... →
This is why I havent finished school. I can’t justify staring my life that far in debt. Just cant.
May 15th
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May 14th
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Why do we make doctor appointments when they’re going to make you wait an hour AFTER the appointment to see you? I missed my class tonight all the while listening to her assistant tell me “she’ll just be a few more minutes.” Annoyed. 
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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Conversations with a 4 year old(who thinks she's...
Kennedy: breakfast is important
Me: why's that?
K: because it makes you big
M: well that's true I guess.
K: you guess? You guess, do you?! What elementary school did you got to?
M: um why?
K: I have to tell my mom not to take me there. They didn't teach you anything important.
M: ...
May 4th
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“Did you know that your teeth don’t get clean unless you shake your booty...”
– 4 year old explaining to me how I’ve been doing it wrong all my life.
May 2nd
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Ghosts of Homepages Past →
I posted this on Twitter, and I can’t believe I didn’t post it on here. Excuse me while I go figuratively burn my Xanga journal…
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
34 posts
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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VEDA- Sauna Suit
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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VEDA-Bad day
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But...”
– -Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye I know it’s stupid cause this song is EVERYWHERE, but I honestly did’t hear it until about a week ago. And I cried the first time I heard it.  Talk about relating to a song. Anyone else? 
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Class is cancelled
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re 17 and planning for someday. And then quietly and without you really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life. We spend so much time wanting. pursuing. wishing. ambition is good. chasing things with integrity is good. dreaming. If you had a friend you knew you’d never see again, what...
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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When I found out that the author of \"The Hunger...
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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When you're at the bar with your BF/GF, and your...
whatshouldwecallme: welcome to my weekend. haha
Apr 2nd
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